Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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