Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
