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we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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