I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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