Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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