that's an acceptable place to lick
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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