that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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