Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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