Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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