i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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