i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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