I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
we made out on top of his cat.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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