Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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