so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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