I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
