yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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