and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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