So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Operation Purity has been aborted
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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