Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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