i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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