that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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