So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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