Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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