MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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