Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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