I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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