Already got asked if we're dating
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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