Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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