I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
