found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
my poor anus
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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