I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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