It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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