Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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