i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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