My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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