doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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