I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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