shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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