Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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