According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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