then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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