I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
My breasts were aching with rage.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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