If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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