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(440): View more from Ohio

I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake

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(847): View more from Illinois

It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.

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(831): View more from California

I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"

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(716): View more from New York

Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...

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(803): View more from South Carolina

sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.

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