Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You dont lie about slip and slides
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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