it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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