what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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