I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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