Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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