Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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